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You mean whenever Monica and Chandler
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were like, you know, doing laundry or
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going grocery shopping or all that time
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Monica spent on the phone with Sad Linda
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from camp?
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Uh-huh. Doing it. Doing it. Phone doing
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it.
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I can't believe it. I mean, I think it's
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great for him. She might be able to do
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better.
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Hey, you guys.
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Joey, come here. Come here. What?
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Phoebe just found out about Monica and
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Shayla left.
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You mean how they're friends and nothing
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more?
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No, no, Joey. She knows. We were at Ugly
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Naked Guy's apartment and we saw them
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doing it through the window. Actually,
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we saw them doing it up against the
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window.
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Okay, so now they know you know and they
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don't know that Rachel knows.
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Yes, but you know what? It doesn't
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matter who knows what. Now enough of us
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know that we could just tell them we
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know. Now all the lying and the secrets
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will finally be over. Or we could not
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tell them we know and have a little son
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of our own.
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Well, what do you mean? Well, you know,
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every time that they say they're like
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doing laundry, we'll just give them a
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bunch of laundry to do.
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Oh, I I would enjoy that.
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Oh, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait. You know
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what would be even more fun? Telling
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them.
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Yeah. No. I want to do Phoe's thing.
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I can't take any.
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You don't have to do anything. Just
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don't tell them that we know.
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No, I I can't take any more secrets. I
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got your secrets. I got their secrets. I
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got secrets of my own. You know,
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you don't have any secrets.
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Oh, yeah. Well, you don't know about
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Hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal.
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So, um,
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how how are we going to mess with them?
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Well, you could use your position, you
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know, as the roommate, and then I would
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use, you know, the strongest tool at my
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disposal, my sexuality.
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Hello, children.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey. Watch, learn, and don't eat my
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cookie.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Ooh. Wow. That jacket looks great on
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you.
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Really?
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Yeah. The material looks so soft. Oh,
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hello, Mr. Bicep.
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Have
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you been working out?
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Well, I try to, you know, squeeze
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things.
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you okay?
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Well, if you really want to know, I Oh,
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I can't tell you this.
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Maybe it's me. You can tell me anything.
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Well, actually, you're the one person I
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can't tell this to and the one person I
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want to the most.
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What's going on?
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I think it's just, you know, that I
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haven't been with a guy in so long. And
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you know how sometimes you're looking
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for something and you just don't even
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see that it's right there in front of
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you sipping coffee.
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Oh no. Have I said too much?
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Hi. Hi. Hi. Yeah. Hi. I'm um CB Buffet
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and I have babies coming out of me.
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Okay. Have you started having
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contractions?
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Not yet. Um I heard they really hurt. Do
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they hurt?
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Well,
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oh my god.
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And now which of you is the father?
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Um no, none of them are the father. The
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father is my brother.
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Okay.
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I am so going to miss watching you freak
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people out like that.
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Okay. Uh beach look. This is for the
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babies to look at someday. So is is
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there anything you want to say, you
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know, before it all starts.
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Oh, okay. Um hi kids. Um it's me and
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Phoebe.
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Can't wait to see you. Please don't hurt
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me.
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Hey, what took you guys so long? Your
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cab left when ours did.
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We had to go back cuz I forgot my
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jacket.
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You're not wearing a jacket.
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Oh man, I did it again.
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So, um, we have someone has to call
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Frank and Alice and then my mom might
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Joey, what are you doing?
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I got to get the before shot.
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Hello. Hey, Joey. Hey, Febs.
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Listen. Uh, can you do me a favor? I got
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the PIN number to my ATM card. C. Can
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you get it for me?
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Sure. Where is it?
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Uh, I scratched it on the ATM machine
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down on the corner.
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Ah, so you're 5639.
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That's it. Thanks, Feb.
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Oh, do you want to talk to Chandler?
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Is that Joey? Let me talk.
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No, cuz he didn't believe in my movie,
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which is a big mistake because it is
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real. Real.
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Hey, you know what? I've been trying to
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apologize to him all week. If he's not
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going to let me do it on the phone, I'm
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going to go down there. I'm going to do
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it in person.
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Uh, thieves. I heard that. Uh, can you
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put them on?
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Yeah.
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Hey, don't come out here.
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Bronte sisters were really remarkable
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women for their time. They lived in a
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patriarchal society.
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Sorry I'm late, but I left late.
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Okay.
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So, what is the book about? I thought
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you said you read it in high school.
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Well, yeah, but then I remembered I
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started it and then there was this pep
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rally and I was I was on top of the
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pyramid. But anyway, um what's the book
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about?
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Okay, it's this tragic love story
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between Kathy and Heathcliffe and um it
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takes place on these like really creepy
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moors in England which I think represent
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the wildness of Heath Cliff's character.
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I totally get symbolism.
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How would you characterize the theme of
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this book? Uh let's see. Rachel Green.
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Um, well, I would have to say that it's
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a it's a tragic love story.
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Well, that's sort of a given, but yes.
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Anyone else?
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Oh. Oh. Oh. Symbolism
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and uh the the uh wildness of the moors,
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which I think is is mirrored in the
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wildness of uh Heath Cliff's character.
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Excellent. What Rachel has shrewdly
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observed here.
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You completely stole my answer. What?
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Honey, that was pretty obvious. How
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would you know? You didn't even read it.
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What do you think? Uh, you in the blue
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shirt.
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I think that um yours is a question with
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many possible answers.
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Would you care to venture one? Would you
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care to venture one?
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Are you just repeating what I'm saying?
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Are you just repeating what I'm saying?
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PBS.
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What's wrong with PBS?
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Oh, what's right with them?
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Why don't you like PBS, Feb?
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Cuz right after my mom killed herself, I
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was just in this really bad place, you
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know, personally.
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So,
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I just thought that it would make me
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feel better if I wrote to Sesame Street
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cuz they were so nice when I was a
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little kid.
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No one ever wrote back.
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Well, you know, a lot of those muppets
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don't have thumbs.
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All I got was a lousy keychain. And by
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that time, I was living in a box. I
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didn't have keys.
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I'm sorry, Feebs. I just, you know, I
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just wanted to do a good deed like like
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you did with the babies.
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This isn't a good deed. You just want to
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get on TV. This is totally selfish.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What about you having those babies for
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your brother? Talk about selfish.
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What? What are you talking about?
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Well, yeah, it was a really nice thing
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and all, but it made you feel really
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good, right?
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Yeah. So,
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well, it made you feel good, so that
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makes it selfish. Look, there's no
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unselfish good deeds. Sorry.
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Yes, there are. There are totally good
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deeds that are selfless.
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Well, may I ask for one example?
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Yeah, it's you know, there's No, you may
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not.
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That's because all people are selfish.
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Are you calling me selfish?
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Are you calling you people?
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Yeah. Well, sorry to burst that bubble,
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thieves, but selfless good deeds don't
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exist. Okay. And you know the deal on
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Santa Claus, right?
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I'm going to find a selfless good deed.
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I'm going to beat you. You evil genius.
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Oh. Oh, excuse me, ma'am. Yes. You can't
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put your cigarette out on a tree.
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Yeah, I can. It worked real well.
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No, but you shouldn't. So, don't ever do
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that again.
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I won't till I have my next cigarette.
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Hold it. NYPD. Freeze punk.
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What?
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That's right. You are so busted.
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Uh, book them.
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Who are you talking to?
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Save it, Red.
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Unless you want to spend a night in the
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slammer, you apologize to the tree.
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I am not going to apologize to a tree.
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You apologize to the tree right now or I
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am calling for backup.
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Backup. Backup.
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I'm I'm sorry. Sorry.
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Okay. Cancel. Backup. Cancel. Backup.
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Okay, that's what happened.
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Oh.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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You'll get your turn.
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Hey, what's going on?
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Nothing.
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This is not over.
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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Put your 20 bucks down.
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Okay.
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First one to find the tasty treat wins.
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Okay.
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Mhm.
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All right. Let's get the contestants out
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of their isolation booths.
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And they're off.
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Get your foot off my contestant. Judge.
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Judge rules. No violation. A
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Hey guys.
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Yeah.
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Hey,
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you know what? It's so weird to say
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this, but I just had a great date with
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Janice.
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What?
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Are you serious?
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Yeah. I opened up to her about all the
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terrible stuff that's been happening to
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me. I mean, I talked for hours. It is
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amazing to have someone give you such
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such focused attention.
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You don't need Janice for that. You've
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got us. Then the duck gets another
10:27
nutter butter.
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No.
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Wait. Wait. That's not a nutter butter.
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That's just an old wantton.
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No. Judge rules. Another butter.
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Tough call.
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Yeah.
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Hello.
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Hi.
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Hi,
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Phoebe. I'm Dr. Herod. I'm going to be
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delivering your babies now. I want you
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to know you're going to be in good
10:45
hands. I've been doing this for a long
10:46
time. I'll be back in a minute to do
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your internal. In the meantime, just
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relax because everything here looks
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great. And also, I love Fonza.
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Did he just say he loves Fonza?
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That's what it sounded like.
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All right.
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[Applause]
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Let's see what we got here.
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Oh, you know, Fonza data triplets.
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This this Fonza person you keep
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referring to, is that uh is that another
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doctor?
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Oh, no. No, Fonzi is the nickname of
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Arthur Fonzerelli.
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The Funs.
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All right.
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It's not that weird, is it?
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It's very weird. I don't want some guy
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down there telling me I'm, you know,
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dilated a Mundo.
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To be fair, he doesn't seem to be
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impersonating Fon. doing?
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Why are you defending him? Just get me
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another doctor. One who is not crazy and
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is not fonsy.
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Again, it's not that he
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just love the beginning parts of
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relationships, you know? You just like
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can't keep your hands off each other.
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I know. It is the best.
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Oh god. So So how long did that last for
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you and Chandler?
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What? It's still going on.
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Come on. Seriously, when did it end?
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Uh, I am serious. I mean, we're we're
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all over each other all the time.
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Okay. Well, you know where you are
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better than I do. I was just curious.
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Why don't you just calm down, Phoebe?
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All right.
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Now, why don't you just get all your
12:35
facts before you run around telling
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everybody that, you know, you're the
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only hot couple.
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God, I woke the beast. Um,
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I was wrong. Obviously, I just I
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misspoke. It's okay.
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Oh, it is okay. I mean, as long as you
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know that Chandler and I are also very
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hot and fiery. I mean, just as hot as
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you. I mean, our flame. Woo! It is on
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fire.
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Hey, Monica, here's your broom back.
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You are so cute.
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What?
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That's like the third time that lady's
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won on a machine I was playing.
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Oh, I'll bet she's one of those people.
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More people.
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What? No. No. A lurker?
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Oh, what's a lurker?
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Okay. When you're playing a machine and
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it hasn't paid out, a lurker waits for
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you to give up and then
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kills you.
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No, they swoop in and steal your
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jackpot.
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Oh.
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Mhm.
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How do you know about this?
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My nana used to do it.
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That's how she paid for all my dance
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karate lessons.
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Dance karate?
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Yes. It's a deadly but beautiful sport.
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Oh well, lost again.
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That's it. You and me outside.
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I wouldn't want to see you lose a chunk
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of that pretty blonde hair.
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Okay, lady, your lurking days are over.
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What? Yeah. From now on, everyone you
14:23
lurk, I'm going to lurk first. You move
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on to someone else, I'm going to be one
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step ahead of you every single time. And
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then I'll be on your ass every hour of
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every day till Monday cuz that's when I
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go home.
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When do you leave? Also Monday. What
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time? Maybe we can share a cap.
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Oh, look. There's there's Monica and
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Chandler. Hey. Hey, you guys. Hey.
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[Applause]
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my eyes. My eyes.
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Okay. It's okay. It's okay. No. They're
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doing it.
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I know. I know. I know.
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You know.
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Yes. I know. And Joey knows. But Ross
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doesn't know. So you have to stop
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screaming.
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What's going on?
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What?
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Nothing. Oh god. We're just so excited
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that you might get this apartment.
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Actually, it looks really good.
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It looks pretty good. Get in here.
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Took care of everything. Thanks a lot,
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co-host.
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Look at it. Take care of everything.
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There's There's plenty of things for you
15:45
to do.
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Uh-huh. Like what?
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Cups.
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Cups. You're giving me cups and ice.
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Cups and ice. Oh, I get to be in charge
15:57
of cups and ice. All right.
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Fine. Okay. I will be in charge of cups
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and ice.
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Wait a minute. I can get ice at the
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restaurant.
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I got it. Fine.
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Hey, check it out. Um, cup hat, a cup
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banner, cup chandelier, and the thing
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that started it all, the cup.
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Great job with the cups, faves.
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Why don't you just go out with her?
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And did you notice the ice? Look, we
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have it all. We have crushed, cubed, and
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dry. Watch. Ah,
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mystical.
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No one's eating my tuskin finger food
16:45
because they're all filling up on baby
16:46
snow cones.
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Pair of snow cones?
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Snow cones?
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What
16:50
I'm going to do about this coat?
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I'll take it.
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That might work.
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Oh, yeah.
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Huh? All right. What do you think?
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You're on in five, Miss Manelli.
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No, no, no. It's It's just a bit sudden.
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No, it's great. Okay, I am totally on
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board.
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I love you, too. All right. Bye.
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What's the matter, Ross?
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Nothing. No, no, no. Uh, actually, great
17:25
news. Um, just got off the phone with
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Emily and looks like I'm moving to a new
17:30
apartment.
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Woohoo.
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Why?
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Well, her thought is, and I agree, fresh
17:39
new furniture. Why not a fresh new
17:42
apartment? Her cousin has this great
17:44
place to sublet. It's got a view of the
17:46
river on one side and Colombia on the
17:48
other.
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That's way up town. That's like three
17:50
trains away, which is great.
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I love to ride that rail.
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Hello and merry Christmas. Oh, thank
18:02
you, sir. Here's some joy.
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Hey, want to see how it's going?
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Well, it's going okay. Oh, good. Here,
18:10
let me help you out.
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Oh, thanks.
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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Is that a new suede jacket? It looks
18:17
really expensive.
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Yeah, I guess.
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Just get your nails done.
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Yes, baby. But this is all I have. Okay.
18:30
Okay. Thanks. Happy holidays. Here's
18:32
your joy. Thank you.
18:35
Thank you. Happy holidays. And wait but
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you can't take the money out.
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I'm making change. I need change for the
18:40
bus.
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But can't you leave the dollar? This
18:43
money's for the poor.
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I'm poor. I got to take the bus.
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Okay. Season's greetings and everything,
18:49
but still.
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Bite me, Blondie.
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Oh, I'm going to give him something
18:55
besides joy. Just
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worst thing that could happen on
18:58
anniversary ever.
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Oh, good. All right. You decided to tell
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him about the Richard thing.
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What? What Richard thinks?
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Oh, no.
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What Richard think?
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Simmons. Go with Simmons.
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Okay. I um I ran into Richard yesterday
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and he asked me if I wanted to go for a
19:25
bite and I did. And the only reason why
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I didn't tell you is because I I knew
19:30
you'd get mad and I didn't want to spoil
19:31
our anniversary.
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I'm not mad.
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Really?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. So, you you bumped into
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Richard. You grabbed a bite.
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No big deal.
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Great.
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Okay, London one.
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So, here you are.
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Seems like yesterday I was talking to
20:02
you in that little petri dish.
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Everyone said labor was the hardest
20:12
thing I'd ever have to do, but they were
20:14
wrong. This is
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Well, I had the most fun with you guys.
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I wish I could take you home and see you
20:25
every day, but
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okay, I'll settle for being your
20:31
favorite aunt.
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I know Alice's sister has a pool, but
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you lived in me.
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Okay, so we're cool.
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Yeah, we're going to be great.
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Little high fives.
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[Music]
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[Music]
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Well, if you're going to cry.
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[Music]